Ben McKenzie booted off tv reality show

This young boy, he thinks that he's hot.
But a singer, he's bloody-well not!
His style and his diction
Brought forth his eviction,
God Strewth! He deserved to be shot!

Shane Warne.

Nobody could accuse Shane Warne of being a "chucker" ... but he does have the odd fling.

Baby-kissing politicians.

The Australian Election 2007 campaign is underway and the baby-kissing has commenced. Not too many of those babies can crawl ... but all the bloody politicians do!