New pizza-cum-Pie

HEY! They're now making a yummy pizza-cum-pie here in Oz. I hereby name it a Piezza.

AFL fails

THE AFL fails to hold clout,
So the bad boys continue to flout
Their job as role model.
The system is twaddle.
It should be one strike...and you're out!

Fast tracking

THE French eat snails, and they're not sluggish on rails!