Monday, June 26, 2006

Sexy Harry Kewell?

HARRY KEWELL a sex symbol? No wonder he's suffering with groin strain!

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Super-coach Guus Hiddink guides Socceroos to first World Cup win.

OOH! Doesn't it give you Guus bumps?

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Not in my backyard!

SO where the bloody hell are these nuclear plants going to be located?

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

The Da Vinci Code.

FORGET The Da Vinci Code! Dan Brown has got it all wrong. The Holy Grail is located on hallowed ground...in Germany.

Friday, June 02, 2006

Madonna and her crucifixion stunt.

MADONNA: Material ghoul?

Long Distance?

DIAL-A-PRAYER keeps you hanging on for an eternity.