Viagra.

VIAGRA...fifty bucks a go! Crikey, that's a stiff price.

Tookie

THE TERMINATOR has done it again. But this time, to my regret, he wasn't acting.

Political Games

OLympic Games for politicians? No way. When put to the test, too many are positive dopes.

Murderous

THE government of Singapore must be made to understand that hanging any human being is a capital offence.

Completely at home

DON'T worry, Georgie Best will be completely at home in Heaven - there's a guy up there who can turn water into wine!